Antarctica is otherworldly, like nothing I've ever seen
before. Stark, cold, beautiful desolation.
Mark Hoppus
Mark Hoppus
After several years
of wandering and blogging
about Second Life (SL), I’ve come to the conclusion that from all walks of life
in Real Life (RL), people have come inworld to become avatars and do whatever
it is that they do. (Sometimes totally
contrary to what they do in RL. I wonder
does anyone ever come inworld to become more conservative?)
While one
never knows another’s true identity
inworld nor should they unless it is given voluntarily, I get the impression
I’ve met technical geeks, writers, educators, librarians, artists, university students,
homemakers, the curious, the unemployed, retirees, and many others. In conversation with many of them, I’ve come
to realize that I’ve met people from every continent but one.
This has
now become my quest (Yes, one among many as Significant Other reminds me.)
inworld, to meet someone who is actually in Antarctica when we get together. With this, I’ll have met someone from every
continent. (What can I tell you? I’m easy to please.)
Now, some
may argue, like those who deny Pluto is
a planet, that Antarctica is not a continent.
(Significant Other has asked, that for the record, Pluto is a planet and
Antarctica is not a continent.) I being
the traditionalist that I am firmly believe that Antarctica is a continent and
Pluto is a planet. (Significant Other
and I have learned a long time ago to reconcile our differences. As long as I’m OK with being wrong, we have
no issues.)
Somewhere
under all that ice is a big rock anchored to the bottom of the ocean. (My apologies to geologists who may be
cringing right about now.) There is
native life. Maybe just some penguins
and seals (Again apologies to any life forms that I may have omitted.) but
they’re alive and they were born there.
There are human inhabitants.
Admittedly, SL probably has more on any given day than Antarctica does but
they’re there. Even if their survival
depends on the navies and air forces of several large countries who may have
ulterior motives (Don’t worry, I’m not going to start any conspiracy theories
here.) they live and work there.
From my traffic analysis on Blogger, I
get some very rough high level data on the geographic distribution of the
readers of my blog. (No need to have any
privacy worries, very high level and I’d call it metadata except that term
seems to have fallen out of fashion lately for reasons that I won’t go into
here.) North America, Europe, and
Australasia typically have the most readers followed by Asia, South America, and
Africa in that order. But, never once
have I seen anyone drop in from the South Pole.
Why is that?
I watch enough shows on the National Geographic channel to
know that the inhabitants there aren’t exactly living in igloos chewing on seal
meat to survive. In fact, their
accommodations look better than some RL hotels former employers have dispatched
me to.
Watching the recent
world news about the Russian exploration ship trapped in the pack
ice
off the coast of Antarctica, I know they have broadband access (and pretty good
bandwidth from the looks of it.)
Many of
the inhabitants are the technical sorts who love to surf the Internet and visit
virtual worlds. (I gotta believe that if
you’re in Antarctica then you have some desire to travel and explore. Either that or you did a really bad job of
reading the job description you just posted for.) They must have lot of time on their
hands. What do they do with it? (Keep your minds out of the gutter! This is still not that kind of blog.)
There are
Americans there after all! I believe
that it’s impossible for my fellow country folks to go anywhere without smart
phone access.
Does
Blogger perhaps lump the traffic into some nearby place like Australia?
To date,
despite my best efforts, I have no good explanations. (We won’t go into Significant Other’s
explanation that maybe an entire community is just showing good sense and
avoiding me.) I’ve made inquiries
inworld. I’ve searched the
Internet. I’ve tried to contact
Antarctica. (I’d hate to think what
government agencies may be trying to figure out who I am.) I’m beginning to suspect that they really
like their solitude down there.
So, as
always I turn to my readers for help.
Does
anyone have any ideas as to why we don’t seem to have any representation from
Antarctica? If anyone is reading this
and they’re down there I’d really welcome a reply.
Does
anyone know anyone stationed down there and would they be willing to reach out
on my behalf?
Finally,
if folks could ask around in their SL or RL (academia might have some promise
here) about how Antarctica is connected to the Internet I’d be grateful.
I also
plan to try and contact other places in RL that theoretically could access SL
like the International
Space Station, submarines, and any other places people
might care to suggest.
I’ll keep
everyone posted on my progress and thanks in advance to all who help!
And, if
you’re following in Antarctica please drop us a line and let us know you’re
there! We’d love to hear from you!
As always, I’m grateful to
all inworld for their kindness and time in stopping to talk with a stranger who
was passing through their lives.
I welcome feedback from
readers, please either comment on my blog or
e-mail me at webspelunker@gmail.com
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